AND I SUCK!
stOP IT KARLI!!!! IT'S NOT ME i SWEAR!! WELL... i'M ME... NOT KARLI.
IT IS ME. IT IS SO ME. IT IS LAUREN. AND I'M PRETTY MUCH THE SUCKIEST DUDE EVER. and i"m a pretty princess?
SHUT UP KARLI! i AM THE TRUE lAUREN! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY MIDDLE NAME! SO HA! plus I'm not a pretty princess... but my toosies are cold...
YES I DO. IT'S RAE PENBAR. AND YOUR TOESIES ARE NOT IMPORTANT. BUT SOMETHING THAT IS IMPORTANT IS THAT YOUR FACE IS ALL SQUISHED. <3 ME, LAUREN
STOP IT! YOU'RE CONFUSING PEOPLE WITH YOUR STRANGE SWEENY TODD MUSIC AND YOUR STUPID LAPTOP i'M ON RIGHT NOW IS STUPID!!!!!
GOD IF YOU (ME) DON'T SHUT UP AND STOP HAVING MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES, MAYBE PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE SO CONFUSEEEEDDDDD. WOOOO.
lEAVE MY MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES OUT OF THIS KARLI!!! pLUS PENBAR ISN'T MY NAME! AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY DAD WAS GOING TO NAME ME AFTER!!!!! BLEH STOP BLOODY CLICKING AT ME KARLI... IT'S DESTURBING... YEAH.\
yOR DAD WASH GONNA NAME YOU (ME) AFTER GEORGE WASHINGTON SO THER. click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click click

GAH!!!!!!! NO!!!! IT WAS GOING TO BE AFTER ELMO RAE STREET .
I'LL TEAR YOU TO PIECES AND THROW THE PIECES INTO A FIRE!

EEEEEEEE. anyway this cake is great. it's so delicious and moist

AFTER YOU EAT THE BLOODY CAKE (trash man) YOU'LL DIE BUT i'LL STILL BE ALIVE! HAH! FISH TANK IS EXPOSED AND WATCH OUT FOR TIGERS!

OK BUT I GET TO DEFLOWER YOUR ROSE. AHURHURHUR. I LOVE PIKACHU! DANCE, PIKACHU, DANCE!

GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR PANTS KARLI! YOU'LL LISTEN TO THE STUPID SONG AND YOU'LL MAKE LOVE TO IT LIKE THE PIKACHUS KARLI!

kiss kiss FALL IN LOVE. LA DA DEE DA DOO DOO DA DOO. TWINS...:>

YOU SICK SICK PERSON YOU.... TSK TSK TSK. FORESHAME KARLI.

la la la I LOVE YOU THOUGH LAURENNNNN.. I MEAN. I'M LAUREN. SO I LOVE MYSELF. YEAH. SO MUCH <3

IF YOU ARE SUDENLY ME KARLI THEN YOU A BIGGER NARCISSIST THAN LIGHT YAGAMI!

OK. :3 TTYL BFF